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Silly Things My Three Year Old Says

November 11, 2010 by Deanna Tousignant 3 Comments

Here’s a quick collection of some of the quirky things my three year old daughter says:
I’ve got the thinking power in my head…. and YOU’ve got music in YOUR head.

What kind of creature is an ant? An insectivore!

My pretend friends have a fever, and so they can’t talk. That’s why I need you mom! I need someone that can talk!

Too bad we don’t have a dunk egg machine… to make dunk eggs.

It’s a pirate show with pants in it, and a pants show with pirates in it!
(This has come up multiple times and it’s her rather inexplicable explanation of her puppet show featuring no puppets)

It’s okay. There’s nothing to be afraid of! Just bring me some juice and I’ll drink it.  (Said during the daily nap-time battle).

I’m trying to eat the sauce but I can’t get it to stick to the nipples on my fork.  (You mean tines/prongs?)

I’m starving to death. You better do something about me. The terrible girl-machine. I will eat you up if you don’t give me food right away.

You and I mom, we are both of us very different. Little children are always different, especially Rainbows.

My silly kid.

Sometimes I just need to nod my head and smile. Like, I have no idea exactly what you mean by that… but it doesn’t sound life-threatening, so we’ll let it slide. What sort of bizarre things do your little ones come up with?

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Filed Under: Parenting, Silly Kids Tagged With: preschoolers, Rainbow

Comments

  1. Mom vs. the boys says

    November 11, 2010 at 2:57 am

    ha! cute, kids say the funniest things!

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  2. Roger Owen Green says

    November 11, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Kids are so QUIRKY!ROG, ABC Wednesday team

    Reply
  3. Anna says

    November 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Do you have comment moderation enabled? My comment disappeared. I shall try to reconstruct it here:Lovely collection of quotes. Thank you for reminding me to write down what I hear my children say. They are growing up so fast.Great post for Q.Best wishes,AnnaAnna's abcWed.rd 7-Q

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