No kitty, don’t move! You’ll ruin your bowtie.
Followed by – But mom, I’ve got to make a leash for him.
I don’t do boring. I just can’t. Cleaning is booooring.
But I can’t clean. I don’t feel cleanish. All the cleaning has fallen out of my head.
I think you should leave the room now so I can lick this (yogurt) and make a mess.
Don’t look at me! Don’t come see! But it’s ok, I’m doing something good… it’s just.. um… it’s a surprise!
Baby-G, hold still whle I put this duck on your back and then you can crawl.
You missed the WON’T part of what I’m saying.
I can’t FIND my imagiantion! A pretend dog ATE my imagination.
If I go to bed hungry, I will starve… To Death!
I can’t! I will die in the middle of the night! I will die of starvation! You can’t let me die when I’m supposed to be sleeping.
And yes, as usual these are all direct quotes from my little drama queen G-girl.
(Yeah that’s not my cat but he looks equally (un)impressed. Photo credit: Rob Boudon.)