I am living in the midst of dinosaur invasions and safari hunters. Why just in the past 24-hours, I’ve been praised as a “good dinosaur cooker”, accused of being a “potty dragon”, and also told off for “eating all the ‘tend mice”.
Today my daughters rushed past me while having this conversation:
Because we are penguins and she eats penguins.
And I suppose the strange part is I’m starting to regard this sort of thing as “normal”.
What sort of weird things do your kids say?