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What is the wackiest thing that’s come out of your mouth since you’ve become a parent? On almost a daily basis I find myself saying “mom things” that I never expected to hear anywhere, let alone hear coming from my own mouth. Things like:
It’s ok. It’s just wet because your sister was chewing on it.
No, you do NOT clean things with the water from your mouth!
Why are you licking my walls?!
Your face goes no where near her bum!
No, you do not have to wipe the cat’s bum with toilet paper!
This book is covered in pee, I’m going to have to throw it out.
(It’s not just that I’ve had to say this, but that I’ve already had to say it three times.)
No I DON’T get lonesome if you leave me alone while I go potty.
No, you can’t take my skirt/shirt/bra off.
Please stop poking my face/bum/breast!
This is not hair-hug time.
Put the giraffe down!
You can’t go to the front door unless you have pants on.
Yes it’s a poopy explosion, no you can’t see it.
Shoelaces do NOT go in the cat’s ears.
And the list goes on…. What sort of silly things do you find yourself saying?
LOL! I've said many of these things myself… more times that I would like to :)A few more:[re: food on the floor] Yes, you can eat that. That was from today.Paper's for drawing, not eating.[@ the petting zoo] FINGERS DO NOT GO IN EYES!Mama's nipples are not toys. Stop poking them.
You have some good ones there Rochelle. Thanks for the chuckle. I have definitely said the food on the floor one myself.
LOL!! I literally laughed out loud. Not only were the things you posted humorous, but I laughed because I have said plenty of them too!This one was really cute "No, you do NOT clean things with the water from your mouth!" I really laughed because how many people have actually cleaned things with "the water" from their mouth? I think just about every mom I know has cleaned their child's face with "the water" from their mouth! (YUCK!)I loved Rochelle's too! "Yes, you can eat that. That was from today." made me lol!P.S. I am your newest follower! I arrived from the Fun Follow Friday linky!http://lusravesandrants.blogspot.com
LMAO! LOVE IT!! P.S I am a new *follower* too! 🙂