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What is the wackiest thing that’s come out of your mouth since you’ve become a parent? On almost a daily basis I find myself saying “mom things” that I never expected to hear anywhere, let alone hear coming from my own mouth. Things like:
It’s ok. It’s just wet because your sister was chewing on it.
No, you do NOT clean things with the water from your mouth!
Why are you licking my walls?!
Your face goes no where near her bum!
No, you do not have to wipe the cat’s bum with toilet paper!
This book is covered in pee, I’m going to have to throw it out.
(It’s not just that I’ve had to say this, but that I’ve already had to say it three times.)
No I DON’T get lonesome if you leave me alone while I go potty.
No, you can’t take my skirt/shirt/bra off.
Please stop poking my face/bum/breast!
This is not hair-hug time.
Put the giraffe down!
You can’t go to the front door unless you have pants on.
Yes it’s a poopy explosion, no you can’t see it.
Shoelaces do NOT go in the cat’s ears.
And the list goes on…. What sort of silly things do you find yourself saying?